celebrity wow!! 2016: When you're as hot as Charlie Riina, you've got to stay hydrated

When you're as hot as Charlie Riina, you've got to stay hydrated
Has anyone here watched "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"? Whenever I see these 138 Water photoshoots now I think of the ongoing theme that bottled water has on that show. From Jacqueline throwing out an unopened bottle of water whose invitation was declined to the back-and-forth that Kimmy has with Titus about the world's obsession with water ("Better take a bottle of water for my walk to the bottled water store!"). Because I can remember a time when people made fun of bottled water drinkers, winking and nodding as they pointed out that Evian backwards was Naive. Now we all drown ourselves in the clear stuff and idolize models like Charlie Riina for showing her tits and ass next to a bottle. Let's face it. Over the past 15 years people have fallen in love with bottled water to the degree that they yearn for sex. Might as well slap your brand on the side of a pair of tits.

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